Spike: Bitch are you kidding me?
"you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap"
oh i’m sorry
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
you did it
you win the award for best addition to my post
i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this
i tried and i failed
i cant breathe.
send help. dying
"I am the snake in my boot"
but how do you fuck up that bad
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.
I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.
FUCK THAT LAST POST IM DEAD
Well with that being said that same age group should have to auto retire from political office, because the policies and laws they’re instituting will impact a future they will not be apart of
i fucking love this.
I’m quiting Chicken Smoothie so reblog with your username and id # and i’ll give you some free pets
Two people will receive one of these, One person will get Pastel and one person will get Mistical. These accents are also sold in my shop for a limited time :)
Just reblog with your Username and ID number. I’ll hand them out when they arrive, which is usually a two week wait time.
Hi, I’m Pesticide #39062
Sooo as a goof, I ordered too many of my Blue Glass Glow M Imp accents. I’ll be giving away one to two random people who repost this ^-^
Will choose the two lucky winners once the wavecrest festival begins. Please be sure to note your Username and ID!!
Here is a preview of said accent:
The gods have smiled upon me, and so I shall smile upon you! Reblog with your ID # for a chance at a free Brilliant Psywurm
ALL OF YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS LIKE RIGHT NOW
TEAM ROCKET’S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
Am I the only one that felt like this scene was monumental? A transgender woman teaching other women sex ed?
I thought this would be offensive because these women are still having a man tell them about their own bodies, isn’t that what they women fought for? If i’m wrong please let me know.
A transgender woman is a WOMAN. Not A MAN.
[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
This guy is welcome into my house anytime.